jhutch-things:

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

I feel ya.

(via titania522)

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when people ask you “What’s the name of that actor [blah blah vague description]” and you purposefully give it a 5 second pause and pretend to think it over because if you just shoot the answer at them they might get a little bit scared.

(Source: russiancohle, via peetamellarktossedmebread)

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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

Why is there a blank post with over 100,000 notes?

(via lildiildo)

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A Modern-Day Romance

promptsinpanem:

Summary: The courtship of Everlark, as told through dick pics and sexts. Modern-day AU.

Rated M for sex. 

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mellarksloaves:

I just spent the last seven days reading an enormous amount of Everlark fanfiction, many of which included fantastic smut. So why is it that I really want to read more smut right now?

this is basically my whole life summed up.

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A FAN-FIC WRITER’S LIFE

wafelisen:

*Writes a line*

*Procrastinates for an hour*

*Deletes line*

*Watches youtube for an hour*

*Eats everything in fridge*

*Writes a line*

*Thinks deeply about life*

*Feels like tossing the laptop into the ocean*

*Browses Tumblr for an hour*

*Whoa, inspiration strikes*

*Writes 3000+ Words in an hour*

(via pachipachiko)

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myboyfriendsadrummer:

I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers. 

(via fridayythe13th)

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Inked

promptsinpanem:

Summary: Katniss gets her first tattoo and a lot more than she bargained for. 

Rated: Mature for sexual content & language
Word Count:
11,613
Author: fourfinick or Jenye(AO3 or FanFiction)

Author’s Note: I did my best to edit this, but my skills are very limited.  And since I procrastonate as a sport I really no time to get it to an actual beta, so all mistakes are mine.  Please forgive me.  

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Easy K

promptsinpanem:

Despite the fact that I could have easily protested it, because I’d been in the woods all weekend practicing my archery and swimming in the lake, my throat had closed up and the absolute ludicrousness of the comment had me frozen.

Then the moment to proclaim its falseness had passed me by, the eyes of those around me had widened in response, and the whispers had begun.

A modern day AU, inspired by the movie Easy A.

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The sophisticated and the simple

promptsinpanem:

Katniss and Peeta, a young power couple in the modern world of food, approach cooking from different angles but meet cozily in the middle. Slightly NSFW.

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Biggest Winner of the Night

promptsinpanem:

Summary: Katniss attends the yearly charity auction in honor of her father. This year, things get interesting as she realizes there’s one person who is worth everything.

Trigger Warning: Mention and details of cancer.

Rating: T for strong language, insinuated sexual content.

Notes: AU story, mainly bittersweet/fluffy. A HUGE THANK YOU to mellarksloaves for pre-reading this and editing. Thank you so much for your immense support and help and for your amazing friendship! :)

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I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants. Anne Hathaway. Amen.

(Source: socialsurvival, via youarebeingridiculous)

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